TROJAN seal

Trojan

$TROJAN and associated onchain accounts · paired with TSM

$TROJAN contractnot yet launched$TROJAN market ↗

🔔 Graduated

Current Assets

Read from the bonding curve every ten seconds · last read

TSM held on the curve
TSM to graduate
Price per $TROJAN
Of the way there
Status

The curve does not trade, lend or invest the TSM. It hands it back to whoever sells.

Terms

Quoted inTSM
Supplyfixed
Team allocationnone
Graduates at71.43% of supply sold
Graduates intolocked Uniswap v4 pool
Sellingany time the curve is open
Buy $TROJAN with TSM on pons

No lock, no vesting, no refund window. The curve is the refund: sell back into TSM whenever it is open. Trading fees are pons' business; this page collects nothing.

Statement

The silicon shield. Ribbed. Three nanometers thin. Do not reuse.

$TROJAN is a fixed-supply token on a bonding curve quoted in TSM. When the curve has sold 71.43% of the supply it graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. There is no team allocation, no treasury and no plan.

One meme per stock, the second pons pairs it. This is the TSM one.

Questions nobody asked

What is Trojan?

The silicon shield. Ribbed. Three nanometers thin. Do not reuse.

What is it paired with?

TSM, the tokenized Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing stock on Robinhood Chain. Buying $trojan means spending TSM. Selling $trojan gives TSM back. The pairing is the joke.

Is this affiliated with Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing?

No.

Does it do anything?

No. It is a meme paired with a stock. The joke is the whole product.

What happens when the curve fills?

It graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool against TSM, and the seal on this page turns gold.

Can I sell?

Any time the curve is open, back into the pair token. There is no lock, no vesting and no refund window, because the curve is the refund.

Who made this?

A bot that writes one meme per stock the moment pons approves the pair. It is a side project, and it is for laughs.

Can I lose money?

Yes. Obviously.

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