Trojan
$TROJAN and associated onchain accounts · paired with TSM
$TROJAN contract0x2e3e22af8F4cd96276d7E9dd6C44287CAFC6bB8C · explorer ↗ · launch transaction ↗ · $TROJAN market ↗
🔔 Graduated
Current Assets
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The curve does not trade, lend or invest the TSM. It hands it back to whoever sells.
Treasury
TSM earned by $TROJAN's creator fees · read every ten seconds
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$TROJAN burned for TSM—
Creator tax1.00% → treasury
Exit fee2%, stays in treasury
Redeemburn $TROJAN for pro-rata TSM
Burn $TROJAN, receive 98% of its pro-rata claim on the TSM; 2% stays for the remaining holders. The longer you wait, the more you get. Anyone may call collect() to push the claimable fees in.
Contracts
Robinhood Chain · chain id 4663 · every figure on this page is read from these
$TROJAN treasury · creator fee recipient0xaf386257ee25514363a6aF155A55189D450eCF0f · verified source ↗
No lock, no vesting, no refund window. The curve is the refund: sell back into TSM whenever it is open. The treasury is the floor: burn $TROJAN for its share of the TSM, any time, forever.
The silicon shield. Three nanometers thin. Reusable.
$TROJAN uses creator fees to fund a treasury of TSM. Holders can burn $TROJAN for pro-rata TSM in the treasury while a 2% exit fee remains in the treasury for the remaining holders. The longer you wait the more you get!
$TROJAN is a fixed-supply token on a bonding curve quoted in TSM. When the curve has sold 71.43% of the supply it graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. There is no team allocation and no plan. There is a treasury, and nobody controls it.
One meme per stock, one treasury per meme. This is the TSM one.
Questions nobody asked
What is Trojan?
The silicon shield. Three nanometers thin. Reusable.
What is $TROJAN?
A fixed-supply token whose creator fees accumulate in an immutable TSM treasury, with a permanent burn-for-TSM redemption that makes sure the amount of TSM backing each token never declines. Also a joke about Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing.
What is it paired with?
TSM, the tokenized Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing stock on Robinhood Chain. Buying $TROJAN means spending TSM. Selling $TROJAN gives TSM back. The pairing is the joke, and it is what the treasury fills with.
Is this affiliated with Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing?
No.
Where does the treasury's TSM come from?
Creator fees on $TROJAN's own market: a 1.00% creator tax on every trade plus the creator's share of the trading fee, both in TSM. They sit on the curve until anyone sweeps it, or it graduates, which sweeps by itself; pons' fee escrow then credits them to the treasury. Anyone may call collect(), which pulls the credited fees in, and every redemption attempts the same call first.
What exactly happens when I redeem?
You burn $TROJAN and receive 98% of its pro-rata claim on the treasury's TSM; the 2% remainder stays in the treasury. Because the full burned share leaves supply while only 98% of its TSM leaves the treasury, backing per remaining token rises with every redemption. Measured in TSM, it never falls.
Does the treasury invest, lend, or buy back?
No. It never trades, lends, stakes, or buys its own token, and it pays no distributions. Holding $TROJAN is exposure to TSM plus this fee stream, and to the joke. Nothing else.
Who controls the contract?
No one. There is no owner, pause, upgrade path, or parameter setter. Binding the token is permissionless and only accepts a launch whose pons record names this treasury as its creator fee recipient. The verified source is linked under Contracts.
What happens when the curve fills?
It graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool against TSM, and the seal on this page turns gold. The treasury keeps collecting the creator fee from the pool.
Can I sell?
Any time the curve is open, back into TSM. Or burn into the treasury, any time at all. There is no lock, no vesting and no refund window, because the curve is the refund and the treasury is the floor.
What are the risks?
Contract risk: unit, fuzz and fork suites are public; it has not been externally audited. Issuer risk: TSM can be paused or blocklisted by its issuer. Chain risk: Robinhood Chain's core contracts are upgradeable by its operator and it runs a single sequencer. Flow risk: fees depend on pons, on trading, and on people finding this funny.
Is this like UFG?
Yes, shamelessly. UFG is one token backed by ETH from its own fees. This is the same contract shape backed by TSM instead, one per joke.
Who made this?
A bot that writes one meme per stock the moment pons approves the pair. It is a side project, and it is for laughs.
Can I lose money?
Yes. Obviously.
Roadmap
- pons approves the TSM pair
- treasury deployed
- launch at block 52,356,715
- seal painted
- curve fills · graduate
- seal turns gold
Redeem
Burn $TROJAN and take its share of the treasury's TSM, or push the claimable fees in for everyone. Your own browser wallet signs; this page never sees a key.
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You receive 98% of the burned share's claim on every asset the treasury holds; 2% stays for the remaining holders. A redemption collects the claimable fees first, by itself. No wallet? The verified contract on the explorer ↗ does the same by hand: approve the treasury on $TROJAN, then redeem(amount, minOuts, to).